you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize