My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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