Buhtt sex?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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