Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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