she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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