I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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