so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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