you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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