I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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