I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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