Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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