You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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