oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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