i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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