Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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