so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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