Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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