You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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