I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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