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penguin condom
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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