Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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