I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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