forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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