I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My pussy is not your playground.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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