she smelled like a LAN party
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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