I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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