I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Randomize