think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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