i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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