Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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