there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
You smell like stripper and shame
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
What a dumb baby whore.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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