No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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