If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize