How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You almost got us killed.
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