I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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