pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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