i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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