Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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