Christians are straight up FREAKS
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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