this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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