Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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