she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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