butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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