okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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