I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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