Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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