This dress was meant to end up on your floor
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Randomize