I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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