Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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