I wish they made helmets for livers.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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